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Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Lazy Fairy Strikes AGAIN!!!

Well it's a good thing I didn't make a list for the day.

Because now I haven't let anyone down by not accomplishing the tasks on said non-existent list:)

This could be my last post.

If you don't hear from me tomorrow, alert the authorities.

Of course, I may already be in the custody of the authorities!!!

I don't know what I was thinking, but ALL three children are having someone stay over tonight.

Let's turn this into a HOTs activity..

First- Let's apply the knowledge that 3x2=6. Yes, 6 children in my house.

Then- Do you comprehend the enormity of the situation I have placed myself in?
We currently have 2 teenage girls and 4 boys ages 8-12.

Next -we will analyze my mental state prior to the sleepover(s) vs. after the sleepover(s).

Then- We will create a graphic source. It will begin with the noise level at a reasonable level and then it will spiral out of control, causing a very steep my aggravation.

And Finally, I will give them all rubrics to evaluate how I held myself together and they all survived!

{Well that was "sorta" teachery}

I promise I will get back to teachery stuff when I go back next week~ I just don't have it in me this week~

Lots of comments on my lack of lunch choices.
Jen R. I would love if you could do like that Nutri System thingy and plan my meals. I will shoot you my house address. Not a big fan of raw veggies, just so you know.

I swear I used to hate those girls who would giggle and say "hee hee hee, I forgot to eat today!" Forgot? FORGOT?
Those are the itty bitty ones who I secretly put hexes on during staff development.

My current hex is "explosive diarrhea....on a the car"

It's one of my favorites.

I'm not one of those itty bitty girls- I don't even have anything that is itty OR bitty.

If I get better at the lunch thing, ya'll will be the first to know!

"Now over to Staci at the craft desk...."

"Oh, thank you Staci! Today we have a crocheted cup o' cuteness to share with you~"
I had to blur out my messy desk and I need to get my nails done! It didn't take very long to do!

Dontcha just love it??? It looks really funny when someone is drinking because it gives them the stache!!!!

I think the body needs to be longer.

I worked with the yarn that little guy picked out- but I was too anxious to try this so I gave up on it..... (told you I have attn span issues) I'll go back to it later.....if I remember:)

I had plans to link up to the classroom library party- but read the title of this post!

I was covered from head to toe in Lazy Dust by the magical I was unable to participate.....

Time to get a cup of coffee and check out what you all were up to today:)


  1. haha! Trust me - it wasn't just YOU who I need to cook lunch for! you are too funny :)

  2. Haha, you must be a glutton for punishment! We haven't had a sleepover at my house in about 7 years, ever since a playmate cut my daughter's hair - to the scalp! - and then tried to deny it as she was shoving handfuls of hair in her pockets. She was 2 years older than my daughter and convinced her that it was a "princess" cut! I had to leave the room before I did violence to both of them! I don't even want to think about what might happen if I had boys over!!

    I had no idea there was a Lazy Fairy, this explains so much! Especially about why only about 1/4 of my to-do list got done on Spring Break. It wasn't my fault, it was the Lazy Fairy! Think my husband will buy it?!

    Jennifer @ Herding Kats In Kindergarten

  3. Good luck at your sleepover tonight!!!! :-)

  4. Good luck!

    I'll call the Blops (I think that's what we called bloggy cops) if we don't hear from you in a few days :)

    You have a stylin' 'stache! Hehe :)

    Hmmm maybe I should try writing down a weekly meal plan...or not lol.

    Journey of a Substitute Teacher

  5. I'm glad you said itty bitty and not teeny tiny so I wouldn't get a complex.
    Your post cracked me up.
    I hope to hear from you - you must survive! Think of your followers!
    A Teeny Tiny Teacher

  6. okay, now that 'stache cozy is to die for....LOL. What I flippin' hoot...and what WERE you thinking by allowing each child of yours a sleepover on the SAME night? Are you there? Hello? Alright - I've gotta call the authorities...

    Crisscross Applesauce in First Grade

  7. Oh my! Goodluck with the sleepover!!



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