Why didn't anyone tell me that my WTH Wednesday post wasn't up?
Guess you're just gonna have to settle for:
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDIN' ME FRIDAY?!?!?!?!
I worked on it- but then I got distracted-
I had a baby!
A real baby!
You can send me gifts if you want to,
but I just "borrowed" the baby.
She was on loan for two days.
I already gave her back-
I don't know how I did it, man!
I don't know some of you are doing it now?
They are a lot of work-
I had to feed her and change her and rock her
and play with her
and take a nap with her
( i did that one EVERYTIME she went down)!!
So bloggin- was out.of.the.question!
I was lucky that I got to read a few on my Google reader
through my phone...
During one of our naps, we were awakened
by the sound of WWII bombers attacking our house-
it was horrible-
I sent the children to the bunker-
left a letter "in code" for the MR
so he would know where we were...
OH, wait- it wasn't war...
It was a powered parachute-
right above my house!
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDIN' ME?!?!?Have you ever seen one?
Essentially, it is a go kart
that can fly!!!
The go kart minus the parachutes are
ILLEGAL in my hood!
And we have an officer of the law who lives right down the road-
and by cracky- he will enforce it!
BUt how do you give a ticket to
the GUY in the Sky??
HE went around and around and around
and around and around and around
(I'm getting dizzy)
my house! At one point I thought he was going to land
on my house and drop presents in my chiminey-
It would have been the least he could have done
considering he woke me AND the baby from our nap!
But we made it- we were able to
luckily it rained, because if one neighbor
would have been outside with his mower-
there could have been bloodshed.
I did leave the baby with Chickadee for about an hour and a half
to go to breakfast with one of my students this morning.
It is her birthday and when her mom asked what she wanted to
she said I want Miss Squirrels to go to breakfast with us.
(I know- you know you are a MAJOR CELEB
when seven year olds are requesting you for
birthday parties- too bad I can't make balloon animals)
I went to the back and tried on a few outfits
(basically something other than the convertible
pajamas that I have been wearing on and off this summer)
And NONE of my capris fit.
NONE of them
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDIN' ME??
I just bought them when I was in Texas with Reagan!
That was just a little over a month ago-
I would like to tell you that they fell right off and I was
unable to cinch them with a belt-
but that would be a BIG FAT PILE o LIES!!!!
I couldn't get them buttoned!!
What the heck am I gonna do???
School starts in 2.5 weeks!
The MR is trying to better himself
and he has lost 22lbs in the last 5 weeks-
I FOUND THEM!!!!
I am going on that new wave diet
day two- water
day three- water and a tic tac-
I got it from this famous rock star chick!
This is not helping:
They ARE fat free-
they are also
free to move around my body
because I have eaten almost the whole container while I am
Did you notice that I added the cool rotating graphic of the products I have
been adding to my tpt???
I thought- this will give me some more traffic-
a little more exposure
and I won't lie-
a few more products sold-
I now know why it isn't working-
Check these out-
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDIN' ME????
My blog shows up when people search for:
drake and josh makeover???
take off your shoes and socks in front????
make my feet smell????and
creepy blue thing????
I don't ever remember posting about a "creepy blue thing".
I will however admit to talking about stinky feet!
I have got to get more teacher into my teacher blog!!!
I DID do something teachery-ish today.
I bought a planner:-
It was not a life planner
or a fancy schmancy planner
(I spent all my muhla on digital paper packs yesterday....zoinks!!)
I went the old traditional-
I am going to be a handwriting fool this year!
I started handwriting my plans this year because I felt like I was
doing so much copying and pasting with my template
This way I don't have to print anything-
I have it with me all the time
and this one is pretty spacious inside-
$14.00 at our local
I have to get rested up-
Give Back Saturday-
that is when the Littles give back some of the time that
Mommy has spent being the glue that holds this operation together
and I do not have chores-
I get one Saturday a month!
So now I have to stay up late,
crochet, and blog stalk- because I have
NOTHING to do tomorrow!
(Speaking of crochet- I have added four states!
Updated map is at the very bottom of page)
Sleep well ladies!