photo twitter_zpsktcr9tuf.png  photo pinterest_zpscq0ushrx.png  photo facebook_zps9mnntr8s.png  photo etsy_zps5tpibpqs.png

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Parties, Piggies, and Problems

The following is an excerpt from an actual conversation with The MR:

Him: Hon, who is Thirty One?

Me: Why?

Him: Because they authorized for a penny on our bank account.

(busted)

Me: Oh, cuz the party's not over.

Him: What party?

Me: The Thirty One party

(duh!)

Him: What do they sell?
(condescending tone)

Me: The CUTEST bags and totes and you can personalize them!!

(I raised my voice one octave as to sound younger and cheerful-
trying to deflect from the conversation)

Him: You don't have enough bags?

Me: I only have one with a squirrel on it and this one is going to have MISS SQUIRREL embroidered on it!!

Him: Did you get me anything? Maybe I need a new bag.

(now there's an undertone of sarcasm in his voice)

Me:  What would you put on your bag?

Him: "THE MR." What else???

So then we laughed and I thought-
are there any manly looking bags
and then I thought
there isn't anything manly about a
personalized tote-

But I am TOTALLY getting him a shirt personalized that says

THE MR.

I have a few items from Thirty One already- but they were all gifts -
so this is my first one to personalize...
I will pretend to be surprised when i open it-

Of course my memory is KAAAA-RAP these days-
so it just might be a surprise!!!

In case you are interested
(and I know you are)
my Froggy Friend, Lorraine is throwing this bash and it is
going on until the 15th!

There are some really cute prizes that you can enter to win, too!
Just click on that Glamorous Frog below to go check it out-

So this evening (despite the pain in my toes)
we went on a double date with the neighbors-

And I can call it  a "date" because
when the hostess walked us to our
table~
WE DIDN'T NEED KID MENUS!!
Whoo hoo!

I was able to eat and keep everything down
because NO ONE licked anything and
placed it on or in a shared surface-
I wanted to pepper and salt my food so badly-
but I am ANTI SHAKER for the rest of my forever!!!
I think I am going to have to steal
ask for some of those packets from McDs!


UPDATE ON THE PIGGIES-

It was decided last night that they are not broken.
Did a DR tell me this? Was I examined by a professional?
Were they xrayed?
No. No. and No.

The MR decided (in his infinite wisdom)
that they are NOT broken if he can
SQUEEZE THEM LIKE THIS!!!
(Imagine a hard grip on those precious pudgy piggies)

He said that I would have "gone through the roof"
if they were broken.
There was no way I could have "gone through the roof"
because I was too close to
PASSING OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!

It hurt. But because of his extensive studies in the field of broken toes, he was able to
determine that they are not broken, only sprained or bruised and they would feel better in the
morning.

(DON'T EVER TELL HIM- but they felt better this morning.)
I still limped around because they were sore-
I should totally get an award for my portrayal of
Best Actress in "I Can't Stand Up and Cook because My Toes Are Broken"
(coming soon to DVD)

(Oh, no- I have to go. The Littlest Little just asked me
"I know this will be a weird question- but how did I get here?"
That should be an ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDIN' ME??? moment- )
Wish me luck!




13 comments:

  1. You crack me up! Believe it or not, my Mr. has a personalized tote! It was a gift years ago (not from me), and has just our last name on it. He's a teacher/coach, so it's for papers. I'll text you a picture--I think it looks manly but I'll let you be the judge!
    Swersty’s Swap Shop

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hahahaha! Good luck with that conversation! Luckily none of mine have asked me that one yet!

    Jennifer @ Herding Kats In Kindergarten

    ReplyDelete
  3. Ah...I remember those days of "How did I get here." When I started to answer, the kiddos didn't really want to know. UNTIL, my SIL got pregnant. I survived...barely!

    I once had a broken toe. Holy moly...who would think an itty bitty toe could be so painful! And I felt like I rebroke it several times! Ouch!

    I love Thirty One but don't have any yet! Can you believe that? I'll have to rectify that situation soon!

    After your last post, I'm with you on giving up the shakers for good.

    Glad you got out to a place with no kiddie menus.

    Firstgradebloomabilities

    ReplyDelete
  4. Ahaha! I DREAD the day I get asked that by my future children. Do tell us what you said!

    Shanyn
    Coffee, Kids and Compulsive Lists

    ReplyDelete
  5. Gotta love that birds and bees convo...we've gone into it minimally with my 10 year old. He hushed me after I said the "v" word...guess he wasn't quite ready.

    Holly
    Crisscross Applesauce in First Grade

    ReplyDelete
  6. I'm glad your piggies are feeling better! I love Thirty-One Bags! I have way too many of them and, of course, both my sister and sister-in-law had to go and have parties within the past month. Well, I could not show favoritism, so I had to purchase some from both. Let's just say, I think I could be a Thirty-One Consultant now. I just about have enough bags to cover an entire party! I guess the only bad part of my presentation is that they are all in the same print (Yes, I am OCD and I like everything to match).

    Anyway, have fun with the conversation with the littlest little. Give us an update. :)

    Ann

    ReplyDelete
  7. I can't wait to hear the outcome of this conversation on WTH Wednesday! Play up those piggies as much as you can! I hate cooking, so I'd be in too much pain to cook also! Glad they are feeling better though. :)
    Lisa
    Learning Is Something to Treasure

    ReplyDelete
  8. I love me some The Mr. I think he should have come out with you because he and Tony sound like they came from the same school of not broken toes. Hilarious post!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Love ya Staci!Thank you! We could arrange for The Mr. to get a fabulous tote in Pink Parisian Pop with his name in Black thread (we wouldn't want to go to feminine of course) :)

    Glad your piggies aren't broken. Good Luck with "the talk"
    ~Lorraine
    Fabulous 4th Grade Froggies

    ReplyDelete
  10. Oh Lordy! You crack me up! Good luck with the "conversation"!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Good luck with that question!

    Glad your piggies are better Staci :) And yes, you should definitely get The Mr. a t-shirt with "The Mr." on it.

    Journey of a Substitute Teacher
    Endless Pinabilities!

    ReplyDelete
  12. hilarious thanks for a good laugh and sorry to hear about the toes... ouch!!!

    ReplyDelete
  13. If you're looking for a good contextual advertising company, I recommend that you take a peek at ExoClick.

    ReplyDelete

Thanks for leaving some "Nutty Chatter!"

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...
 
Pin It button on image hover