Wednesday the 11th.
Wednesday- the third to the last Wednesday of my summer vacay.
That was rather poetic wasn't it-
I left out all the expletives in the third sentence.
I am happy to report to all of you ladies-
(I am assuming you are all ladies because I have never seen a
DUDE on my followers thingy)
All the DUDES in da house say
Now wave your hands in the....
OKay, I'll stop-
Seriously, where was I ?
Oh, I was happily reporting that there are NO INJURIES
to speak of in the Squirrel Household!
All though Chickadee narrowly escaped
what I would have called a
"self inflicted injury:
Why "self inflicted", you ask?
Cause SHE chose to have a less than pleasant tone with me today.
and that helps me begin
WHAT THE HECK WEDNESDAY!
(I should be a news reporter with all of my awesome segways)
WHAT THE HECK was she thinking???
I tell ya folks- I AM THE coolest mom-
on our street
in our town
of the world
Maybe not THAT cool-
but the other kids always want to be here-
and they tell me I am cool-
because I make them say it or they don't get breakfast!
I try to remind Chickadee what life was like when I was 15 and all the
responsibility I had- and how I never had a choice about
She did not want to be helpful today and was very expressive
(no worries- no bad names or curse words)
Just not the tone that matches where
Her and I are at currently-
I didn't think I would do it-
but I busted out with some of the classics..
"When I Was Younger" by Old School Mamas
"You Don't Appreciate What You Have" by The Ungrateful Dead
"If I Would Have Ever Spoken to My Mother in That Tone" by Scared Sh*tless
and our all time favorite
"As Long As You Live Under My Roof" by The Landlords
(And I don't even know what I pulled that card- she's only 15)
I was upset for a bit- but watching HER clean the kitchen was
a little bit of therapy!
I did do some stalking today.
I was watching the followers gadget
hoping it would move
(it did, I gained one very sweet follower today)
I wondered to myself
"Self, HOW THE HECK do people who don't know me get here?"
So I looked up my feedjit-
look at the search terms in purple
|If you were looking up whether or not you broke your toe and a website with the name Squirrels popped up, would you go there???|
|Do they think a kid runs this blog? Or are they looking for a blog about squirrel children?|
|Second Grade? The words "First Grade" are in my blog title.|
(of course- no matter how ya got here-
I'm glad you made it...kick off your shoes,
Speaking of what's on our blogs....
Some of us allow for the ad thingys to display on our sidebars-
WHO THE HECK pairs up the ads with the blogs-
i kid you not-
I was so shocked and amazed that I did what we all do..
I took a picture of it.
This ad came from a KINDERGARTEN blog-
back to school
but I assure you that whatever she is taking classes on
is not allowed to be sold on Tpt-
you won't find any lesson plans by her, I am sure-
(and the "paying your way through college" thing only works for guys,
hot guys- MAGIC MIKE!)
And I am not trying to be crappy-
(ok I am) but she better hope the FREE Mystery Gift
is either cellulite cream or a course in Photoshopping because
those thighs are not appealing...just saying..
I also had a third grade blog try to hook me up with
HOT GUYS in MY AREA.
the AREA of Teaching?
or the AREA where I live?
Cause if they are in the area of where I live and they teach- i would like to see them:)
It's after 10pm here- (almost 11)
and I have coffee brewing-
I've got quite a bit of crocheting to do-
So it looks like it is going to be a long
night with me, the coffee, the yarn, and the DVR.
If you missed yesterdays/todays earlier post
please check it out.
I would love for you to see what i had worked on-
and hopefully it will be something that you need...wink wink
|Click the Pic to head to TPT|
alrighta rootie- homies-