Friday, June 8, 2012

Planes, Bangs?,and Mobile Posts

The following babble was typed into my iPhone Wednesday while on the plane:



I am on the plane and it is so loud
I look out my window and see why
I wondered why it took so long for someone to sit next to me
It is because I am sitting IN one of the propellers!
The lady next to me finally fell asleep
I don't see how
She didnt stop talking fora solid hour

Her name is Judy and she is on her way to San Antonio to see her daughter Beth and Beth's husband Mike
Gerry was going to come
But he doesn't like mike because mike has had some issues with holding a job
He just can't decide what it wants to do
So he goes from one dead on job to another

But he is the father of her granddaughter, Abby so he must be worth something . Gerry can't look past it though .


Oh! Your a teacher?
My brothers wife was a teacher for 27 years. Taught fifth grade at metro for most of them

She says it's the most rewarding job you can have
(Judy must have heard that on tv once)

Anyway
Abby is out of school ( she is going into the fourth grade)
Mike thinks she s old enough to stay by herself while they are both at work
Well not these days
Judy is going to have to share a room with Abby when she gets there
But she is going to stay and until mid August!b

( I think ole Gerry planned that one just right)
Poor mike and Beth

And poor Abby
Cause judy snores
Bad
And when she is sleeping deep like that
She "fluffs".
It's bad.

I was going to doze off myself when this lovely cacophony of sounds and smells fell asleep
But they passed out the pretzels
Why do you supposed they package them in the little foil packages?3

If teachers ran this plane
They would all have to have waited until everybody had theirs and then on the count of three open them together
Better yet, they would have served them in coffee filters

And don't the know to only offer two choices of drink?
That way it doesn't take as long and everyone is happy because they feel like they got what they wanted

We are beginning our descent into Sam Antonio
She says we have to turn off our stuff

So I am going to go and I guess I'll wake up judy so she'll be prepared to get out of the way when we land:)
It was quite the two hours.
But it could have been much worse.
It could of been some creepy guy who wouldn't stop talking about his blog !!
Today is going to be FREAKIN AWESOME !!!
We are going for our new dos
I hope the girl who reagan picked to do my hair has a degree in wizardy! Because there's a huge difference in where I'm starting and where I would like for to end up Hee Hee

Here goes nothing- I pressing send and it says it's going to magically appear on my blog... Cross your fingers!

17 comments:

  1. success!!

    You are the most patient Squirrel I have ever met. Have fun in SA! Post hair pics, please!

    Heather

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    1. I wrote it all down for proof to the MR that even when it appears I'm not listening, I am . ( not really- I was trapped and had no choice but to listen the Judy , I can walk away from the MR!!!!! Hee Hee

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  2. Haha! I laughed through your whole post. I especially like the parts about teachers running the plane (coffee filters and two drink choices -- duh!) and your neighbor-friend in the next seat over. EVERY time I travel, I'm stuck next to Miss Tell It All or Miss Loud As $%^&. Never fails.

    Welcome to Texas!

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  3. Have fun, my friend!! So jealous!!!

    Wanna see bang pics!

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  4. I can't wait to meet ya tomorrow night! Don't look too cute cuz I'm not getting my hair did........it will be plain ol' short, pleasantly plump me! I want to be able to sit with you all and not be asked to sit at the next table. :)

    ~Lorraine
    Fabulous 4th Grade Froggies

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  5. LOL on your new friend Judy.....I'm sure she will be remembered for a while. :o) Don't you just love plane rides?

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  6. Can't Wait to see the hair pics! Have fun.

    Camille

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  7. Have fun! I can't wait to see pics of your hair :)

    And wow, you have a lot of information from Judy lol :)


    Journey of a Substitute Teacher

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  8. Hilarious! So sad I am missing all the good times, but can't wait to see pictures!!

    Jennifer @ Herding Kats In Kindergarten

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  9. Hi! I just found your blog. I am your newest follower. I would love to have you visit my blog.

    April
    Wolfelicious

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  10. Howdy Staci! It was great to meet you!!! Your hilarious :)

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  11. So glad I had the chance to meet you. I am your newest follower!

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  12. Judy sounds like a hoot! Glad I found your blog! I'm an east TN blogger and teacher! Hope you'll 'swing on over' sometime to say hi!
    Michelle
    nomonkeybusinessmichelle.blogspot.com

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  13. I love your blog, it is so cute! I have been on the hunt for fellow TN teachers with blogs and I found yours. I am your newest follower.

    Kim

    loveofteachingkimberly.blogspot.com

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  14. I'm so pleased that you enjoyed your time in Texas. I have no idea who you are but you made me laugh so hard that I woke up my very "sound sleeping" husband. Hecould hold his own with Judy , in more ways than one God love him. (I sure do!) Anyway, you have officially made it interesting enough that I dug in to discover how to "follow". I look forward to exploring your blog further when I will not disturb the natives. (:

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