Thursday, June 21, 2012

WHAT THE HECK (it's not) Wednesday!?!?!

What's the difference between an excuse and an explanation?
Doesn't matter-
because I have neither!

I even told Holly last night that I was going to finish a "show" and then head to the office to post.
I had every intention of getting out of
"comfy" chair, walking into this office,
and posting What the Heck Wednesday....

but I couldn't get out of the chair.
It was awful.
These claws came out.
And it got mean.
And it grabbed my arms and told me "no!"

So I was stuck there.
Unable to chat
or post
or stalk

BUT it was nice enough to let me have the remote-

So I hung out with "comfy chair" and it let me stay...
Until almost 2am
(which made it NOT Wednesday anymore)
WTH???
Therefore it no longer mattered if I posted it
then or now-
because I'm late

*****Disclaimer-
That story was total lie. I was too lazy to get up. And I don't feel "teacher-y".
So I made up the whole thing.
I'm sorry. Don't be judgey. Please forgive.******

And awaayyy we go...

First off-

WHO THE HECK does the MR think he is????

I have discovered that I have been wrong.
I thought that amidst the flurry of
sports scores,
stupid iPhone apps,
the garden,
his job,
and the DVR in general
that he does not hear (nor listen to)
the words that come out of my mouth.

He does.
I talk about what I read/blog-
I always thought he was pretending to listen
because he just smiles and nods
(and that is what I do when he talks)

Well he comes home today and tells me
"I want off your blog."

Where did this come from?
I thought about it and since I don't read it (hurtful) I don't want to be on it.

But you are a part of my life-
Doesn't matter. You don't use my name or yours and I think you might be
getting a laugh at my expense.

(Boy, he really doesn't read it, does he?)

So what does this mean?
It means, no more THE MR.

and he did the unthinkable...







He said : I am copyrighting THE MR.  And I am starting my own blog. So you can't use it.

Awkward silence.
Blank stare.
He looks serious.

And then he laughs
and asks me what went on today in blog land.....

if he only knew.....



WHO THE HECK scheduled me for TWO inservices in a row today????

The first one was great! Very informative.
And I got to see Tangelia from Buggy in Kindergarten and  I met Ms. Tilton from Kindertrips-

Then lunch.

And then in-service number two.
Not as great. Too much info packed into three hours!
I walked away with more questions than answers.
(We are jumping head first into full CCSS for math and ela).

At one point
my brain shut down
it could hold no more new information.
So I started to doodle







Chickadee liked her tail- but wondered what the growth under her chin was.......everyone's a critic.

WHEN THE HECK are these babies' heads gonna turn white??







I mean, if I'm an eagle, I want to look like an eagle!
Do they have to tell the other birds
"No, really, I'm an eagle. I'm just waiting for my head to change colors."
It must be hard to get a date that way.
If I were them, I would be heading to the local
Eagle Mart and picking up some Eagle Clairol and speeding along the process...

The only thing keeping us squirrels from looking like tree climbing rats is the bushy tail...
we all gotta have something, right?

And lastly-

WHY THE HECK isn't there a sign at the pool that states
Please act your age. We are not responsible for any injuries because
you are feeling younger today and try something stupid.
(although that would be a very BIG sign)

I was in with the Littles yesterday and
Littlest Little suggests I try to do a flip.

(I will wait, while you finishing laughing).

Ready?
Well, the flip itself was successful.
I made it all the way around.
But my equilibruim was all thrown off!
 It has been a very long time since I was upside down.

While the execution was decent,
it was the incredible dizzy feeling
and the butterfly in the tummy feeling that were
making me cuckcoo.

So I did what anyone else
(no matter the age)
would do in that situation....


I did it again!
and again
and ....

Littlest Little said
Mama's funny. None of the other moms play like that.

I don't know if that is good or bad-
but we had fun!

I leave you with what I saw as I stretched out on
my towel afterwards.

I love the sound.
If you don't see the video- then Blogger won and I couldn't it to load.

 


I have to get moving because Camille from A Girl, a Granny, and a Goal is coming from Nashvegas tomorrow to make us lunch!!! I hope she brings some Cherry Cobbler!!!
Yummy!

Have a Fabulous Friday!

12 comments:

  1. I love your posts, you make me laugh so hard!
    I just put an eagle picture up on my FB page. I live in Pine Eagle Estates, my road is Pine Eagle Drive and we live across from Eagle Harbor...I never see an eagle! Finally did today, but he was hanging out in the Applebees' parking lot, must have been waiting for his table!
    Reading your post was a perfect way to end my day!
    Thanks,
    ~Fern

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  2. Aww, that Mr of yours! Mine doesn't read my blog either - but I kind of prefer it that way! And he nods and says "yeah?" a lot when I talk to him, but I have the feeling he's not really paying attention - which is okay because when he talks I have to chastise myself for thinking "Why is he telling me this? Does he really think I'm interested?"! Oh, and totally cool that you posted this on Thursday - it gave me the chance to say "Where the heck is What the Heck Wednesday?!"

    Jennifer @ Herding Kats In Kindergarten

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  3. Oh gosh. Those baby eagles. This is hilarious. I'm your newest follower!
    Rachel

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  4. It's about time...geez. I can't believe you flipped around at the pool. That's fantastic! Don't get me started on copyrights...ugh.

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  5. I was so good to meet you yesterday...I was so tired when I got home. I will have to re-read all my handouts and notes to figure out all the things they were talking about. I am your newest follower!
    Jennifer
    kindertrips

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  6. You crack me up! What is the MR thinking teasing you about copyrights? Silly man. I wish I could have been at the pool with you. I would have attempted one, too.

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  7. What the heck took so long for "What the Heck Wednesday?" Sorry you are not getting a cherry cobbler I'm trying things I've never made before, so you and the littles get to be my guinea pigs [insert evil laugh]! See you in a few!....maybe.
    Camille

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  8. Bwahahahaha! I love MRs. All of them. They are such a funny group of people.

    Can I come to the pool with you? Sounds divine!!

    Heather
    Peacocks and Penguins - 4th Grade

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  9. Hilarious :D
    MR, you're pretty hilarious, too. Copyright... LOL
    ❤Dragonflies in First ❤

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  10. Are you crazy??? I would do a flip and belly flop and die at the same time!!! Too funny!! How your did it more than once is beyond me...lol! Good for you and you won Mom of the Year with your kiddos:))) I'm just like you when it comes to info. overload....at a certain point I shut down.....3-5 isn't rolling out cc until next year....eekk!!! Have a super weekend:)

    4th Grade Frolics

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  11. Hey! How sad is it that The Mr. won't let you use him in your blog anymore. So I still want to know what you saw... no video for me. :( Glad I got to see you again at the inservice! I have to agree about the second inservice. I didn't get as much as I got from the first one.

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