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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

WHAT THE HECK Wednesday!!!

It's Wednesday-
Wednesday the 11th.
Wednesday- the third to the last Wednesday of my summer vacay.
It's Wednesday.

That was rather poetic wasn't it-
I left out all the expletives in the third sentence.

I am happy to report to all of you ladies-
(I am assuming you are all ladies because I have never seen a
DUDE on my followers thingy)
All the DUDES in da house say
Say Hey
Say Ho
Now wave your hands in the....

OKay, I'll stop-

Seriously, where was I ?
Oh, I was happily reporting that there are NO INJURIES
to speak of in the Squirrel Household!

Whoop Whoop

All though Chickadee narrowly escaped
what I would have called a
"self inflicted injury:
Why "self inflicted", you ask?
Cause SHE chose to have a less than pleasant tone with me today.

and that helps me begin


(I should be a news reporter with all of my awesome segways)

WHAT THE HECK was she thinking???

I tell ya folks- I AM THE coolest mom-
on our street
in our town
of the world

Maybe not THAT cool-
but the other kids always want to be here-
and they tell me I am cool-
because I make them say it or they don't get breakfast!

I try to remind Chickadee what life was like when I was 15 and all the
responsibility I had- and how I never had a choice about
said responsibilitiies..

She did not want to be helpful today and was very expressive
(no worries- no bad names or curse words)
Just not the tone that matches where
Her and I are at currently-

I didn't think I would do it-
but I  busted out with some of the classics..

"When I Was Younger" by Old School Mamas

"You Don't Appreciate What You Have" by The Ungrateful Dead

"If I Would Have Ever Spoken to My Mother in That Tone" by Scared Sh*tless

and our all time favorite
"As Long As You Live Under My Roof" by The Landlords

(And I don't even know what I pulled that card- she's only 15)

I was upset for a bit- but watching HER clean the kitchen was
a little bit of therapy!


I did do some stalking today.
I was watching the followers gadget
hoping it would move
(it did, I gained one very sweet follower today)

I wondered to myself
"Self, HOW THE HECK do people who don't know me get here?"

So I looked up my feedjit-
look at the search terms in purple
If you were looking up whether or not you broke your toe and a website with the name Squirrels popped up, would you go there???

Do they think a kid runs this blog? Or are they looking for a blog about squirrel children?

Second Grade? The words "First Grade" are in my blog title.

(of course- no matter how ya got here-
I'm glad you made it...kick off your shoes,
stay awhile)

 Speaking of what's on our blogs....

Some of us allow for the ad thingys to display on our sidebars-
Careful muchachas!

WHO THE HECK pairs up the ads with the blogs-

i kid you not-
I was so shocked and amazed that I did what we all do..
 I took a picture of it.

This ad came from a KINDERGARTEN blog-
 OK- I know she LOOKS like she might be going
back to school
but I assure you that whatever she is taking classes on
is not allowed to be sold on Tpt-
you won't find any lesson plans by her, I am sure-

(and the "paying your way through college" thing only works for guys,
hot guys- MAGIC MIKE!)

And I am not trying to be crappy-
(ok I am) but she better hope the  FREE Mystery Gift
is either cellulite cream or a course in Photoshopping because
those thighs are not appealing...just saying..

I also had a third grade blog try to hook me up with
the AREA of Teaching?
or the AREA where I live?
What Area???
Cause if they are in the area of where I live and they teach- i would like to see them:)

It's after 10pm here- (almost 11) 
and I have coffee brewing-
I've got quite a bit of crocheting to do-

So it looks like it is going to be a long
night with me, the coffee, the yarn, and the DVR.

If you missed yesterdays/todays earlier post
please check it out.

I would love for you to see what i had worked on-
and hopefully it will be something that you need...wink wink

Click the Pic to head to TPT

alrighta rootie- homies-
I'm Out!


  1. OMG... You are cracking me up! Lol. I needed some mom humor... Either myself or my preteen daughter might not make it through the summer! And you are so right about the ads...what are they thinkin'?!


    1. I am too scared to sign up for them- my luck I'll get a weight loss ad!!!

  2. You are so funny!! I am dying over here with your search words and the hot guys in your area!!!! What The Heck Wednesdays is like my favorite thing ever.

    1. I say "WHat The HEck??" all the time now-
      I was trying to nap today and my neighbor was cutting the grass....WTH???

  3. You crack me up! I really enjoy your blog so much!

  4. OMG, I am cracking up over here & my husband is looking at me like I've lost it! I love the ads spiel!! I haven't come across anything like that on blogs that have ads yet thankfully. I have feedjit too & I've seen some interesting search terms pop up too.The best is the "broke my toe" search. LOL too funny!
    Learning Is Something to Treasure

  5. I love tuning in for WTH Wednesdays!! You're the best, Squirrels!!
    A Cupcake for the Teacher

  6. OMGolly, Friend! It is almost midnight here, and I am laughing so loud, I may have waked/woken/awoken (???) the neighbors!

    "Second grade?" Still laughing!

    If I taught K or 1, I would buy your assessment pack in a minute!
    Love it!

    I hope you, the coffee, the yarn, and the DVR have a lovely night...

    Finding JOY in 6th Grade

  7. All I can say is....LOL! My Mr had to come in and look over my shoulder to see why I was laughing so hard. You are Nutty and I love it.

    Thanks for the belly laughs...oh, and let us know if you find out who links up the ads.


  8. You are so funny! My boys kept saying, "What's so funny, Mommy?" If they only knew....

    First Grade Magic

  9. lol
    Before I went to bed last night I checked my reader app..and the thing that previewed for your post was that lovely Adam and Eve ad. I'm pretty sure my eyes bulged and I thought WTHeck, haha. Thanks for the laughs.

    You Might Be a First Grader...

  10. Too funny! I love the search terms that those people found your blog.

    And oh my, that ad... I know some high school boys that would like that teacher!

    Journey of a Substitute Teacher

  11. My daughter will be 15 (in 22 days) as she reminds me in a daily countdown and I sang all those oldies but goodies to her two nights ago! Funny how we turn into our mothers isn't it. And I'm sure any judge who is a parent would recognize those "self-inflicted" injuries of a teen. Thanks for another Wednesday laugh.
    2B Honey Bunch
    Honey Bunch Blog Design

  12. Just so you know how I got here, I found a link to you on Buggy in Kindergarten's blog. I have a daughter that will be 15 in a few months so I know about the tone. Sometimes she acts 20 and sometimes she acts 5. Well I am glad that I found you and I look forward to the nuttyness that you bring.

  13. This post was a crack up. I loved the song titles and singers. Keep up the good work.


  14. You are a hoot Squirrels! I love your WTH Wednesdays. I think one of the best lines ever is from The Cosby Show: "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" Love it and you! =)

    Heather's Heart

  15. You so make me smile (and I am laughing so hard I am crying!) Thank you for my smile today! :)
    Crayons and Curls

  16. I find myself singing that "As Long As You Live Under My Roof" quite a bit. It seems to fall on deaf ears, far too often though.
    You crack me up. I love WTH Wednesdays :D
    ❤Dragonflies in First ❤

  17. I'm sure you've seen it. I'm sure you have it. But then I thought, what if she hasn't? The Sneaky Snacky Squirrel Game, available at Amazon. To.die.for. I've always loved squirrel's myself. My sister and I used to always keep secrets by saying "Secret Squirrel Swear- Don't touch my nuts!" Goofy, I know, still, a warm memory for me.
    I teach second, but find that all of these blogs no matter the grade level, have great ideas that I can adapt to my room and inspire me to be a better teacher. And yours has the added benefit of making me snort! Love it!

  18. Oh my gosh, that ad is so incredibly inappropriate! How funny. "Well, she's in a schoolgirl uniform, so it matches perfectly!!" And I'm so glad you pointed out the cellulite. lol

    Buzzing with Ms. B

  19. This post just cracked me up! Love it. Just became a follower.

    Ms. Fiorini’s Stadium


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