I have a very legit reason though-
last night- I was....
I was dying.
I am not being a drama queen either!
It was worse than contractions- I am not lying
I think I got THE FOOD POISON
at a place that rhymes with
Really- it's awful-
I am not a fitness guru (trust me)
but I have done a sit up or two
(maybe JUST two now that I think of it)
I feel like I have done exactly 4,286,375 of them.
I tossed and turned and moaned and groaned
I tried to be as theatrical as possible so that the MR would show some
pity and try to take care of me.
Wanna know what he did?
He put on his robe,
went up front,
got me a large bowl
tossed it at my head and said (this is a direct quote)
"Don't get anything on the carpet and I have to be in at 5, so quiet down please."
For those of you who aren't married or just got married- this is what you have to look forward to after 17 years.
So he gets the first WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?
WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM MR? I COULD HAVE DIED!!!
(not really, but he is NOT a DR, he is a MR, so he didn't know that)
Moving on, not bitter at all...
WHAT THE HECK are you waiting for Mean Ol' Mama Eagle???
(That really is her...the camera takes a still picture every two minutes and I am convinced that the Keebler Elves are moonlighting and they are in there manipulating the camera...)
I was checking on them yesterday and look at this:
They can fly!!! Look mama, if you keep bringing them tasty little morsels of fish and rodent, they are NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!!!! Geesh, she could at least schedule some playdates to have some alone time!
WHAT THE HECK is up with this?
You do the math-
Them thar's my followers. All 280- and I love you all-
And I love that each of you has viewed the So Long Squirrel post 3.58 times...
What? you mean that wasn't you? How does that work? IF you come by to Holla, be sure to Folla!
WHAT THE HECK is Reagan doing to this squirrel???
and is that a rock climbing wall in the background????
We have something like that at our school.
It's called the fence.
Administration says its to keep the bad people out-
we think it's to keep the crazies (us teachers) in.
Every once in a while, we have one go over- but we say
"Hey, it's exercise".....hee hee
( I want that squirrel on our playground)
WHERE THE HECK are they going to put all of my stuff????
We have to leave a map of where we would like the heavy stuff to go.
I am going to be highly upset if all of that is not there come the beginning of August.
WHY THE HECK am I so sad to leave this year?
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP SAP ALERT SAP ALERT!
WHY THE HECK did he wait so long?
The SAP DRILL is now over, thank you for you cooperation.
WHY THE HECK don't they make bathing suits like this anymore?
BLARG!!!! I have recently found myself in a situation where I am going to have to wear one- possibly in public- which means I am most likely going to have to purchase a new one. BLECK!!!! I would rather go to the dentist (and ya'll know how much i LOVE that)! I would totally wear that yellow one!
WAA!!!! Summer is evil!